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Anonymous asked:
I see your ad on Craigslist all the time but I am kind of apprehensive to reply to it…
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Turn off your anonymous-ness and contact me here? This is mysterious
I’m officially reblogging this and demanding the asker comes forward… I am too curious
Look at this sweaty beaut!
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Anonymous asked:
I see your ad on Craigslist all the time but I am kind of apprehensive to reply to it…
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Turn off your anonymous-ness and contact me here? This is mysterious
i’ll never get over the fact that there’s a movie called “snakes on a plane” and in that movie there’s a line that is, verbatim, “ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”.
that is absolutely bonkers. that’s ridiculous. that’s like making a movie called “gators in the sewer” and having someone in the movie say “im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer”
the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned
I’m pretty sure United 93 is a super different film
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What up guys? I came on my phone again ft new angles since people seem to dig my hefty balls….
Reblog to save a life and also I’ll post the video… I’m gonna post it anyway.
I has just showered so this is technically a wet Wednesday :p
what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck
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This evening antics… Turns out discussing weird jerk off locations and other assorted ask boxes is quite the turn on