I got a haircut and selfies ensued and then Google made me a collage and frankly I reckon I look cute.

Fuzzy butts and freckly backs. Oh won’t someone blow a load on my crack….

An hour playing with myself next to the sleeping bae is more than I can handle… Time for a wakeup call 😉 An hour playing with myself next to the sleeping bae is more than I can handle… Time for a wakeup call 😉

An hour playing with myself next to the sleeping bae is more than I can handle… Time for a wakeup call 😉

Floating tiddy rotund fella seeks pushin’ for ma cushin’
Ft. Lush stuff cause I’m #thatgay Floating tiddy rotund fella seeks pushin’ for ma cushin’
Ft. Lush stuff cause I’m #thatgay Floating tiddy rotund fella seeks pushin’ for ma cushin’
Ft. Lush stuff cause I’m #thatgay
lol.. Marked as sensitive.. Ya damn right!

lol.. Marked as sensitive.. Ya damn right!

Someone wanna come lend a hand??

Working on become dat #musclebear, exercise makes me horny 😛 Working on become dat #musclebear, exercise makes me horny 😛

(via Plastering the walls of a gym shower)

Working on become dat #musclebear, exercise makes me horny 😛
Sometimes one load just ain’t enough Sometimes one load just ain’t enough